My Name is Andrew. Most people in show business either tell you their first and last name, or have like a weird stage name. Andrew is my real name but why the fuck should I tell you my last name? I don't even know your first name.

 

What matters is that I'm funny about 57% of the time.

 

I'm funny, because  my clown chakra has been blasted open by misfortune.

 

Thank you for reading.

 

- Andrew STEINER